“Big Things Mixed Together to Create A Smorgasbord of Deliciousness” AKA Chicken And Mushroom Soup

Yep, you read that right.

“Big things mixed together to create a smorgasbord of deliciousness,” are the words Lance used to describe the dinner I prepared last Friday evening.  It’s not exactly the description I was expecting, but nevertheless, I took it as a compliment!

On the daily, I’m casually and consistently looking through Instagram, Pinterest, and “the Google,” in search of easy, delicious, and paleo/Whole30 recipes. I have bookmarked my favorite food bloggers i.e. ” The Regulars” on my iPhone for easy viewing.  They don’t know it, but we’re pretty good friends as far as I’m concerned and a part of my everyday life 🙂

As I was scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, late last week, this beauty popped up from this food blogger’s Insta page…

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and the rest is history.

Now, you can find her amazing recipe here and follow it exactly if you’d like…she won’t steer you wrong. I, however, in the name of making it “compliant” changed it up a bit. I will say, by making the changes I did, it’s not so “creamy,” but still very delicious and even Lance approved.

Gather your ingredients below and let’s get started!

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(As listed from her site for Creamy Chicken Mushroom Soup with my adjustments)

  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 8 16 ounces boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch chunks
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ghee
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 8 ounces cremini mushrooms, thinly sliced
  • 1 1/2 onion, diced
  • 3 carrots, peeled and diced (I used 8-12 oz bag of Publix’s baby carrots and sliced those)
  • 2 stalks celery, diced (I purchased (2) 2 oz pre-diced packages from Whole Foods)
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
  • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 tbsp coconut flour
  • 4 cups chicken stock
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1/2 cup half and half, or more, as needed* 1 can coconut milk
  • 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley leaves
  • 1 sprig rosemary I actually, just kind of forgot to add this…oops!


(As listed from her site with my adjustments)

  • Heat olive oil in a large stockpot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Season chicken thighs with salt and pepper, to taste. Add chicken to the stockpot and cook until golden, about 2-3 5-6 minutes; set aside.


  • Melt butter in the stockpot or Dutch oven over medium heat. Add garlic, mushrooms, onion, carrots and celery. Cook, stirring occasionally, until tender, about 3-4 7-8 minutes. Stir in thyme until fragrant, about 1 minute.


  • Whisk in flour until lightly browned (my coconut flour never actually browned), about 1 minute. Whisk in chicken stock, bay leaf and chicken thighs, and cook, whisking constantly, until slightly thickened, about 4-5 minutes.


  • Stir in half and half coconut milk until heated through, about 1-2 minutes; season with salt and pepper, to taste. If the soup is too thick, add more half and half as needed until desired consistency is reached.


  • Serve immediately, garnished with parsley and rosemary, if desired.

This was delish. It tastes more like a good ole’ homemade chicken soup that your mom would make when you were ill…well, back in those days my mom didn’t actually cook, so canned Campbell’s it was. But it still did the job and it didn’t seem to kill us. So, thanks, Mom, I still love you! 🙂

Given our current cooler temps and rain-filled weather forecast, I’d say it’s a perfect recipe! Make the soup, get in your sweats, and pretend that it’s not getting back into the 70’s again this week.

We warmed it up for lunch the following day and I had it again for lunch today. I have no problems eating leftovers on the regular, and I sort of force Lance to “not mind” eating leftovers on the regular. Just think, if I had a fancy kitchen with two ovens, I could make not only double, but triple, even quadruple a recipe and we could eat it for weeeeeeeeeeks! A girl can dream 🙂

So, what’s on the menu for this week?

Sprouts had their Boneless Beef Chuck Roast on sale for $2.99/lb this weekend, so we got greedy and grabbed three packages and with 1/3, I attempted my first roast. I am not in love with it, but I’m forcing myself to eat it again for dinner tonight. Poor Lance doesn’t know that it’s his duty in life to finish that recipe tonight. So, here’s to second chances with this crockpot roast recipe! (I hear cooking them in the oven is best, but I don’t have an oven safe pot, and I tried cooking it on the stovetop for 3 hours per directions, but ended up having to move it all to a crockpot and finish on high for 3 additional hours.)

While at Sprout’s, I also picked up the ingredients for a Lemon Garlic Chicken Zoodles recipe that I’ll make this week. While I don’t have a spiralizer, I plan on using my julienne peeler until I order this beauty.

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 Depending on how long all of that lasts us, I’ll likely be making another round of the One Sheet Pan Chicken and Veggies dinner from last week because I grabbed a pack of chicken thighs on sale at Sprout’s.

As a bonus this weekend, I also made The Best Ever Paleo Banana Bread. I was a little hesitant and unsure because I assumed it would turn out dry and I would have wasted a lot of ingredients. Ummm…wrong. It’s so flippin’ good! It was SO easy, too! You put your ingredients in a blender (mine is nothing fancy and it worked just fine) and pour into a bread pan to cook. There’s also a Paleo Pumpkin Bread that I got ingredients to make…but since I pretty much ate the entire banana bread pan by myself, I think it’d be wise to wait a bit on that pumpkin recipe! Does that count as self control? (I may or may not have “forgotten” to tell Lance that I made the bread so that I wouldn’t have to share….oh the shame!)


The Food Hangover Remedy {Plus A Deliciously Easy Dinner Recipe!}

It happened.

We’re tired, cranky, bloated, nauseated, feel as though we need to pop an ibuprofen, incredibly thirsty, craving a Jack’s gravy biscuit (OK, not really, but it seemed fitting), and there’s a lingering headache.

No, we didn’t spend our Halloween weekend in a bar…

But we did spend it indulging in candy, sweet potato fries, and ice cream.

 Rewind to a few months ago and the portion sizes of said candy, fries, and ice cream would have been close to my body weight in volume. Fast forward to the present, and over a three day span, I had around five snack sized bags of candy, not an entire plate of sweet potato fries, and a mini sized blizzard that I really didn’t want (Dearest Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Blizzard, you were worth it and don’t let anyone tell you differently. ❤ Mal’s taste buds).

Those treats (or tricks?) themselves are not bad. Indulging in them this weekend was not bad. I did not feel guilty. And I didn’t have regret.

Want a cupcake? Cookie? Candy bar? Candy corn? Chips? Okay, that’s not the end of the world. But, why? Are you tired, stressed, fresh out of an argument and it’s just an impulse decision? Is it simply a habit to eat a salty and/or sweet treat on Halloween or another holiday? Is it a way for you to cover up what you’re actually feeling…not good enough, not pretty, unloved, a bad wife, friend, employee? The food itself is not bad and these feelings themselves are not bad, but when we use that same food as a way to “push under the rug,” our feelings and emotions, choose not to deal with them, let them grow and grow, and keep feeding our stomach instead of our soul…that is when it is unhealthy.

So, wait a few minutes, a couple hours, or even a day, drink some water, and see if you still want it. Figure out why you want it and what you’re expecting to get out of it.

If you still do, have it. If you don’t, congratulations, you don’t have to eat it because it’s there and you have your power back. If you did eat it, how did it make you feel after? How much did you need to eat to be satisfied? OR did you eat the entire Costco sized bag of mixed candy bars??

{Someone made a comment in passing this weekend that stood out to me. God gave us taste buds. If he didn’t want us to enjoy food, he wouldn’t have given us taste buds. Food was not simply given to sustain us but He also gives it to us for our enjoyment. In order to enjoy something, you can not be bound to it in such a way that it produces negative consequences. It should never make you feel like less of a person, or disgusted with yourself, or as a means to find your value as a human being. If anything other than God himself does that on your behalf, you will never measure up. Even if you never touch grains, sugar, soda, and dairy ever again.}

Give yourself a chance to think about the “why’s” of your eating habits.

Personally, for us, it’s simply about how these foods make us feel in regards to our GI system, my skin breakouts, and energy. And because of that…

Needless to say, the game face is back on. Lance and I decided we are going to “Whole30” it for 2 weeks. I realize this is not a Whole30, but that’s not the point of what we’re doing. I do think people are sometimes shocked when they see me indulge in a bite of a brownie, because they say, “What are you doing?! That’s not Whole30! What happened to Whole30?!” It’s like I got caught red handed in a love affair with the brownie bite, and at any moment the Whole30 police sirens will sound and before I know it, I’ll be face down with someone reading me my Whole30 rights while handcuffing my hands behind my back.

And to this I say…

You’re right, it’s not Whole30. But the Whole30 is just that…30. Not Whole365. We did the Whole30. And as of today, we’re doing a bit of a reset and calling it a Whole14.

As I’ve said before, we’ve seen and felt the benefits from following that lifestyle, and 95% of the time that’s how we choose to eat. If nothing else, moments filled with sugar, dairy, and fried goods make me thankful for the way I feel the other 95% and remind me why it’s worth the effort.

Speaking of effort, last week I made an incredibly easy, successful, healthy, and satisfying dinner that I’d love for you to add to your, Five Minute Prep Dinner Menu!

I got the idea from this “One Sheet Pan Roasted Chicken Dinner,” by laughing spatula.

I chose to use

Bone-in skin-on chicken thighs (on sale at Publix)

2 pounds red potatoes (Sprouts)

16 oz bag of baby carrots (Publix)

Less that 2-4 T olive oil

Dried rosemary

Dried garlic



Cutting board


1 Gallon sized, resealable plastic bag

At the same time, I opted to separately roast a few sweet potatoes using my favorite recipe of coconut oil and salt so that I’d have some for the week.

AFTER all your ingredients are gathered, (feel free to substitute other vegetables, but for simplicity of using one pan to cook at one time, I’d choose similar root vegetables. For example, broccoli will definitely burn if you follow this recipe), preheat the oven to 475 degrees.

WASH and cut your red potatoes. I like mine cut into four parts each.


ADD cut potatoes and baby carrots into the gallon sized plastic bag.


ADD in 1-2 tablespoons of olive oil. Sprinkle with garlic, salt, and rosemary to taste (you can always add more once in the baking pan.)

Per usual, like Taylor Swift…shake, shake, shake. 


Tip: While you are shaking to mix ingredients, leave air in the bag, fold down the resealable portion of bag and hold the folded down portion while shaking. Otherwise, the bag may open, sending your oily vegetables flying…on your freshly mopped floor. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything.

ONCE combined, place those veggies on a parchment paper lined baking sheet and start preparing chicken.


There were four thighs per package, and it came out to around $1 per chicken thigh with TONS of flavor pay off…thank you very much. 

REPEAT the same method for chicken as you did for the vegetables.


It’s not pretty, but it’s effective! (These plastic bags are from ALDI. I can’t bring myself to use my brand name bags for this method)

PLACE seasoned chicken thighs on top of the veggies placed on baking pan.

COOK in the oven for the recommended 40-50 minutes, (40 minutes for me), and before you know it…


Dinner is served!

Last week, I made this Tuesday evening and again on Friday evening. Lance and I went to the movies Friday, but didn’t have time to grab dinner before (and let’s be real…movie/dinner dates are SO expensive overpriced these days!), so I packed this up and we ate it in the car 🙂 Fancy, I know.

I had it for lunch today as well, and it’s still just as good.

How we’re getting back to our new normal

Following a splurge weekend, like I said before, we are ready to feel “Whole30-fied” again.

So, on the menu for the week is this new crockpot butternut squash soup that is “crock potting” as we speak. I left out the sage (simply because I didn’t have it), added cinnamon, and subbed canned coconut milk for almond milk. Fingers crossed it’s edible!

I’ve already prepped the walnuts, spices, and de-thawed the pork for this old faithful of a recipe, and I plan on roasting some broccoli with this as well.

As sure as the sun rises and sets, I’ll be making cubed sweet potatoes with coconut oil and salt at some point.

From last week I have a couple more servings of the above chicken thigh recipe and some cooked ground deer meat. Yum!


If you are concerned about the fat of the chicken thighs, don’t be. If you are eating a healthy diet that doesn’t include grains and processed sugar, the healthy fats and their calories are what keep you satiated, full, and also energy filled.

I always say that I’ve eaten more fat from ghee, raw and seasoned nuts, avocados, and oils than I have my entire life. AND guess what????

My jeans fit better than ever. 


{Healthy} fat in moderation doesn’t make you fat!

Now, if you’re eating too many almonds or pecans, and having too many spoonfuls of almond butter because “it’s healthy,” so, “I can eat as much as I want,” and using ghee for cooking while still munching on fries, ice cream, chocolates, bars, chips, etc…your jeans won’t fit better…even if the waistband is elastic.

Soooo, there’s that. 

P.S. My sweet, cute, fun, beautiful, and new to being a mom friend, Lexie, posted a blog today with a sweet potato shepherds pie recipe that I can basically guarantee is delicious! And it’s paleo/Whole30 approved 🙂

The Best & Easiest Whole30 Approved Butternut Squash Soup Recipe, Like, Ever

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Ahhhh…Fall…it’s in the air.

Wait, nope, that’s still the 90 degree heat and humidity!

Let’s try this again.

Ahhhh…Fall…it’s on the calendar.

Yep! That’s a bit more accurate 🙂

Since the first day of fall has come and gone and there is no chill in the air or Starbucks Pumpkin Spiced Lattes in my near future, I decided to take matters into my own hands and bring fall into my own kitchen. I was bed/couch ridden with body aches and a cough and craving one thing. Soup. Butternut squash soup to be exact. God must have known this would happen, because at Costco Monday afternoon, I randomly picked up 6 cups of precut butternut squash. (Lance made the comment, “Wouldn’t it be cheaper to cut it ourselves?” Yes, honey, it would, but you won’t be the one cutting it, so zip it. Oops, Did I say that out loud? Actually, no, not to his face. Just in my head…and now here…with you. Don’t tell.)

Anyhow, until fall weather arrives here in the south, I’ll just turn our air way down for a self created chill (<—- there’s no way I’d actually do that, it’d be so expensive. Maybe I’ll just turn on all the ceiling fans 😉 ), put on sweats, and pretend it’s cool outside while eating my delicious butternut soup as a side to walnut encrusted pork tenderloin and of course enjoy some Cinnamon Apple Spice Tea after dinner.

If you have not yet been introduced to Celestial teas, you need to do yourself a favor and get on board. This stuff is amazing. Specifically, this:

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You’re welcome.

Whole30 approved Fall in a cup.

You guys, it really is so good! Basically, every night after dinner, you can find us sitting on the couch, drinking our hot Apple Spice Tea. This is one of those things you don’t let run out without getting a new box as backup. For the sake of our marriage I wouldn’t let that happen. Plus, Lance keeps an ongoing count, so I doubt I’ll ever have to worry about it.

Now that I’ve increased your quality of life through this tea, we can return to the soup recipe 🙂

If you, like me, crave soup and cooler weather, read on to know the incredibly simple way to make your wish come true.

Here’s all ingredients needed


3 Cinnamon Apple Spice Tea bags steeped in 8 oz hot water (remove tea bags after steeping)

1/2 onion diced (I used food processor)

1-2 handful baby carrots

6 cups butternut squash chopped (bonus points for buying it at Costco pre chopped)

2 apples (I used honey crisp, some people prefer granny smith) peeled and chopped

1 can coconut milk at minimum (I used 1/2 of another can while blending)

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp nutmeg

Salt to taste

(Paprika would probably be good as well and/or any other spice you’d like to add)


1 knife

Immersion blender or food processor

Here’s what we do with above ingredients 

Ready for the easiest recipe, like, ever?

Take all prepared ingredients (everything should be chopped, peeled, and steeped by now, so if it’s not, then get with it) and place them in your crockpot.

Stir ingredients around to mix.

Close lid and set to low heat.


Set timer for 4-6 hours (I let mine cook for 5 hours) and simply walk away and get stuff done. Or, get back in bed, go back to sleep and pray you feel better in 5 hours. You know, whatever works.

Return to crockpot and when you can easily poke squash and apples with fork, turn off heat and let cool.


This is where an immersion blender, which I don’t have, would come in super handy. You could, at this point, use the immersion blender while the soup is still in the crockpot and call it a day!

I, however, transferred the crockpot ingredients into a food processor. **Make sure you do this in at least TWO separate batches without overfilling.** Otherwise, if you get impatient, your food processor will overflow, leaving you with a huge mess to clean up. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything.

Also make sure you get equal parts of squash, apples, and liquid in each batch. Trust me. 

My first batch was great after I added a little salt to taste. My second batch was a little too runny since I left almost all of the liquid for this one, so I simply added some additional coconut milk and salt to improve.


You can top with whatever you’d like. I chose pecans, and next time I will put some ghee in a pan with cinnamon and roast the pecans on the stovetop prior to topping the soup. Yummmmm! Bacon would be good as well!

There you have it! A Whole30 approved butternut squash recipe that couldn’t get any more simple, especially if you have an immersion blender 🙂

Sit back, relax, turn your air conditioner down for a chill, put on some sweats, light a fall candle, and enjoy the artificial fall air southern girl style!

Salmon Saves The Day (And Quite Possibly Our Marriage)

I don’t know about you, but our marriage doesn’t flourish when we get home late, we’re tired, we’re hungry, and then we realize there is nothing prepared for us to eat. Especially when the days of popping some popcorn for “dinner” are long gone.

In fact, this is a recipe for disaster. Given the recipe of hunger + fatigue, I may or may not turn in to a 2 year old that just realized she’s never getting her pacifier again, she’s expected to pee pee in the potty, AND she was just told that Santa, in fact, is not real.

Say what??? No. Way.

And while Lance is generally graceful in regards to my craziness, when he is hungry, his stomach decides to munch on said grace until it’s given food, and he loses his patience with my shenanigans 🙂 Who could blame him? So, now you have not one, but two recipes for disaster.


Before having my (two year old, no longer wearing pull-ups, Christmas will never be the same) tantrum, I decide to look in the fridge, AND GUESS WHAT?! Super smart, prepared (***Now 30 year old****yikes!!), Mallory left some salmon in the fridge to be cooked when we got home. Winning! More than just a pretty face people! Now, our marriage, again, is safe 😉 Who needs counseling when you have salmon?

Thank you, Lord, for my husband, our marriage…and now, salmon. Amen.


Can we talk about how easy this was? I never got hangry, not once.


PREHEAT oven to 400 degrees

LINE a baking sheet with parchment paper

DRIZZLE olive oil over pieces of salmon and rub it in

SPRINKLE with salt, pepper, paprika, and turmeric (I’ve been totally obsessed with this lately)

SLICE a lemon thinly and place over salmon

COOK for 10-15 minutes depending on how you like your fish cooked. (I cooked ours 12 minutes)


It tasted good, I promise.

Now, while salmon is really good, it’d be a LOT better served with a side or two.

No fresh veggies in the fridge…

No sweet potatoes sitting on the counter…

Wait…the freezer! 

A couple months ago at ALDI, I had purchased an “Oriental Medley” of sorts from the frozen section. I checked out the ingredients (with my fingers crossed) and they are approved…sort of. The listed vegetables look great but there’s a packaged sauce also in the bag and it’s filled with unpronounceable ingredients that I’m sure will kill me, and then I won’t even get to enjoy the above salmon. Fail.

But, wait! Luckily, the sauce was contained in a sealed package inside of the bag of veggies, so the vegetables remained unscathed and the bag of poison is now in the trash. Win.


After dumping the vegetables in the stovetop pan, I spied with my little eye something yellow…

Do you see it?

Look close…

Look to the bottom right… 5 o’clock…


Corn is a grain and grains are a Whole30 no-no.

The Trickery! Corn was listed at the VERY bottom of the ingredient list, after the sauce “ingredients” while the other veggies were listed at the beginning.

Did I throw out the whole pan and go to the only open source of groceries…Wal Mart? Of course not! I just started picking out pieces of corn…from the hot pan…with my hands. Way to go, Mal. Way. To. Go.

My fingertips survived, however not unscathed. Good thing I wasn’t looking forward to the corn, because they totally cheat you on the corn quantity. (Now I see why it was listed last) Beware corn lovers!


Moving on…


Oriental Vegetable Medley

TURN pan on medium high

ONCE hot place cooking oil in pan and let melt

TRANSFER frozen vegetables into hot pan, cover, and let sit for 5 minutes

REMOVE lid and season with salt, pepper, paprika, and 2 T coconut aminos

STIR, replace lid, and let sit 5 more minutes

REMOVE lid, stir, and remove from pan if they are thoroughly cooked. If not, continue to stir until done.

And then, ladies and gentleman, dinner is served!


and lunch…


and then dinner again…


This took, at the most, 20 minutes from beginning to end and we have eaten off this for daaaaays, which I love! It’s great for breakfast (place salmon over a bed of lettuce and top with a fried egg, perhaps), lunch and dinner.

In my book, this is a win-win situation.

And in the Whole30 book, this is a win-win as well.

So there’s just a bunch of winning!

Why is salmon a must?

Omega-3 Fatty Acids

High Quality Protein

Essential Amino Acids

Vitamin A

Vitamin D

Vitamin B6

Vitamin B

Vitamin E

Omega What?

Omega-3 Fatty Acids 😉

Protect heart health

Reduce risk of sudden death from heart disease

Reduce risk of stroke

Reduce chance of heart disease in Type 2 Diabetes

Essential in infant brain and eye development during pregnancy and infancy

Improve blood lipid patterns

Improve blood vessel function

Improve symptoms of immune and inflammatory disorders such as rheumatoid arthritis, Chrone’s disease and some skin conditions

Reduce the risk of some mental disorders such as Alzheimer’s disease and depression

*This and more information on salmon, wild vs farm raised, and additional health benefits can be found here.

Whole30 With Half a Brain (And a Side Of Homemade Chicken Salad)

You know the saying, “I woke up on the wrong side of the bed?” Yes, well, this morning, I don’t think there was a “right” side of the bed.

After being greeted by Mr. Coffee Pot, I opened the refrigerator doors to take out some chicken sausage for a pre-workout snack, and like the Hoover Dam breaking loose, it hit me right in the face. We’re almost out of food. Shut the front door! (No really, shut and bolt it. No one else is getting in to eat the food I cook!) How are we almost out of food? I could have fed an army after food prep Sunday?!

Chicken Fajita Meal? Gone.

Mashed Cauliflower? Empty.

Roasted Sweet Potatoes? Also gone.

Berries? Barely hanging on.

By the grace of God, there were a few turkey meatballs and a couple servings of crockpot chicken. For some reason, in that moment, I became so overwhelmed with figuring out how to feed this army Lance. 

Then came the crazy eyes. If you saw me today, and I looked a bit frazzled, dazed, or let’s be real, just outright crazy, It’s because I was…am?

Where do you go to feed a human that needs to consume his body weight multiplied by 37 in calories?? Dear Lord, please let Lance’s stomach shrink. Soon.



I dare him to eat all of this. (But, really, please don’t 🙂 )

Once home, I decided to make a compliant mayonnaise for a chicken salad. After putting in all ingredients and completing the recipe, unfortunately the next step was to taste. Ugh. Apparently, the recipe called for “light” olive oil and not “extra virgin.” Who knew there was a difference?! Now I do. So, I took my incredibly irritated behind to Publix where I proceeded to get stuck behind every slow walker in the universe. At checkout, I used a gift card (remember when I returned $22 of almond butter 🙂 ), and there should have been $22 on it. There was $7. Not OK, not today, I want my money. And my sanity (and control).

I strolled to the customer service desk where the employee spent 10 minutes trying to figure it out. Even after 5 minutes behind a locked door, where I’m assuming Publix magic happens, he couldn’t. He called someone to him over the loud speaker. She arrived and they tapped around on the keyboard a bit before calling headquarters. “Headquarters can look up every purchase on the card.” Five minutes pass and I wonder if they know I’m on the Whole30, cooking for a man who eats 75,000 calories a day, and I haven’t had gelato in 10 days…so I’m ill. I decide they don’t and just keep smiling.

He hangs up the phone, obviously to give me what’s mine, my 15 missing dollars.

“Ma’am it looks like on the day these items were returned there was a $15.11 purchase made as well and placed on this gift card.”

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh. 

“Would you like me to look into it further?”

Ummmm…no. Thank you.

If he knew that I’m on Whole30 and due to lack of chemically laden, sugar-filled foods, now have half a brain, surely he’d understand, right?

I didn’t wait around to find out. I apologized for taking his time and told him that I’m crazy but very appreciative of his efforts. I bought some groceries the day I returned said almond butter. 

I let the thought of having the perfect Whole30 completely stress me out! Sort of like the weight of all the world’s vegetables were on my shoulders.

The Whole30 for me is supposed to help clear brain fog, not create it. It’s suppose to relieve anxiety, not cause it. And I believe it will, it’s just a process.

I got home, put on my big girl panties and got to work.

The Fixings

A double portion of this fajita recipe.

A double portion of this mashed cauliflower, adjusted to be Whole30.

2-3 cups of this almond butter.

Early this AM, I placed a beef brisket in the crockpot with some sweet potatoes, carrots, onions, and a few seasonings. It just seems too good to be true, but I’ll let you know if it’s any good 🙂

I did peel, chop into cubes, cover in coconut oil, cinnamon and salt, 3 sweet potatoes for breakfast and lunch carbs.

The Main Attraction

Whole30 Chicken Salad

I’ve never made chicken salad. Never. I used to eat my mom’s in high school but that’s been a few (hah!) years 🙂

First up: Mayonnaise.

Here’s the lineup:


 and here’s that recipe! Please go to your closest grocery store and get “light” olive oil before you begin. Please.

Next, the “salad” portion:


Top, left to right: 4 T chopped chives, 1 T parsley, 1/4 t dried dill, 1/2 t dried basil, salt.

Bottom: Juice of 1/2 small lemon, 1 C mayonnaise. (I didn’t use it all.)

And, of course, no chicken salad is complete without the star of the show:


I had 3 chicken breasts that I seasoned with salt and pepper on each side, placed on a baking sheet with parchment paper, and baked at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, turned them over and cooked for 15 more minutes. After letting it cool, cut each breast into quarters and started pulling away, which was oddly therapeutic.

Mix it all together and BAM:


You have Whole30 chicken salad.

Happy Hump Day! Here’s to Lance’s stomach and appetite shrinking immensely…Cheers! (With an approved LaCroix, of course.)  🙂

Prep School || Whole30 Style

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
-Alexander Graham Bell
We’ve all heard Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity, “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Truth. Smart man, that Albert. So, if we know that quote to be a truth, why do we still talk about wanting to feel, look, act, sound, move, live differently and somehow wake up each day and make the same decision(s) over and over again like a bad version of Groundhog Day…still. Stuck. Maybe it’s not physical for you (although I’m confident we all struggle here), and its emotional or relational.
 Make a change. It’s OK to want more for yourself. It’s OK to demand more for yourself. You may feel silly, weird, out-of-place and that’s OK too! 
I’ve found that when I’m making this change because of the desire for something more, 10 out of 10 times, it involves putting myself out there, being vulnerable, open to failure, open to rejection, but also open to the possibility that it could be more than I ever imagined.
The “What if?” Game
What if I put myself out there, make plans to change known? Plans to eat better, get off meds, feel better, lower cholesterol, improve sleep and well-being, be stronger, live longer for my children? We ALL want this! The fear of failing and not being enough keeps us stuck right where we are, BP meds and all. What If I start going to the gym, try to eat healthy, but fall of the wagon and then everyone knows I failed? People will think I’m incompetent. They’ll think I’m not good enough…and I believe them.
It’s OK to think, “what if,” but don’t let that stop you from being a better version of you! Don’t let fear keep you in a tiny box where you’re comfortable letting your insecurities keep you contained. Be bold. Be unordinaryBe the best you.
 He will give me (and you) strength to replace pride with humility and proceed. Growth. 
Fear is a crazy powerful thing.
…for God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control.”
2 Timothy 1:7
(My recent growth involves publishing a blog called RealigningRhodes 🙂 )
Pride Goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” Proverbs 16:18
Likely, you’ll be stepping outside of your comfort zone to better yourself, otherwise you would have done it long ago. Good. That allows growth! God created us. God loves us. God didn’t design us to live miserable lives. He designed us to live joyful lives. Joy can be found even in the midst of affliction, pain, sorrow, and discomfort, as well as times that aren’t so difficult. BUT joy is a choice. choose to find my joy in Him and His truth. He defines me. He makes me whole. 

Speaking of whole, back to our regularly scheduled blog now 🙂 Hah!

Whole30 Prep School
 Preparation IS the key to success in basically every aspect of life, {If you’re type A, like myself, preparation is the only option for success and all the other non-preparers out there just confuse us.}
I’ve been making these salads on Sundays for as long as I can remember. It’s so easy, pretty quick, and makes lunch much simpler throughout the week. You’re guaranteed a salad each day and you’ll be out much less denaro than buying one pre-made elsewhere, plus YOU control the ingredients! Control? Sign me up!
Cutting board
Containers to store mixed salads
10-16 oz of organic greens (spring mix, spinach…) ($4-$7, organic)
Small, pre-cut or shredded carrots ($0.99, organic)
Pre-cut celery ($2)
Grape Tomatoes ($1.50, organic)
Mini bell peppers ($1.75)
(get creative here, anything fresh can go)
Sprouts are fun
Cucumbers also a great choice
I love adding beets as well!
Marvel at Your Makings
Salad greens for the gold!  Seriously, how easy is that?? You can easily get 6-7 salads out of 16 oz spring mix container!
Grab this, some meat left over from dinner, 1/4-1/2 avocado and you are set!
You can eat healthy, give your body what it needs to feel great, feel stronger with each wise decision made and be the best you! For yourself and others! For me, that’s why I’m doing The Whole30.
Preparation always precedes success, remember that!